So I just got home from my date- the next morning! Haha my poor slave was left waiting by the door with its face literally pressed to the floor overnight- like a complete pathetic idiot. I like totally forgot about it I was having so much fun with this guy I was out with LOL! Oh well, that is how little these idiots mean to me. But they do whatever I say at the snap of my fingers and literally worship the ground I walk on- which is the only reason I keep them around. Honestly, this like the greatest time ever to be a hot girl. Thanks to the internet, I can date