Nakednews.com- Friday June 10 2016
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Welcome to Naked News I_m Eila Adams.And I_m Elise Laurenne. We_ve got another great show for you and it all starts with one of my favorite women of all time the beautiful Vera Bambi.She_s standing by in the Naked Newsroom with this week_s Odds N Ends including a story about a statue whose penis keeps getting pulled off.That_s a real dick move don_t you think? I mean what kind of WEINER would do that?I dunno but I_d say it takes some real BALLS. Here_s Vera to tell you more.Welcome everyone you know how sometimes parents say that if you can_t play with something nicely they_ll take it away and then no one will be able to play with it? Well a town in France recently did that with a statue_s penis The 10-foot tall statue of Hercules in Arcachon had its manhood ripped off so many times the city government has decided to leave it off except for special occasions. Kind of makes you wonder where those wangs ended up... The next time a happy couple invites you to their WEEDING it may not be a typo. Las Vegas now has a Cannabis Chapel and they_ve been performing _weedings_ since April 20th otherwise known as 4-20. The first weeding was officiated by a Higher Power Cannabis Church minister and the bouquet was high-quality bud Technically there_s no smoking at the ceremonies as recreational use is still illegal in Nevada... but I have a feeling that was the best wedding cake those people ever ate And I_m no class warrior but if you lose track of a portrait by Picasso that_s worth up to a million dollars you MIGHT be too rich New York billionaire Wilma Tisch apparently HAD noticed that the painting was missing from her Fifth Avenue home. She just thought it was out for repairs or in storage. It was only when she found out it was being sold in Florida that she knew it had been stolen But at least it didn_t turn up in the couch cushions Those are your Odds _n Ends I_ll be back.
Date: March 2, 2021